Either your mum, your wife or you.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Recalculating route.
Annette
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Because they pee on poles.
European.
A punchline.
Punjabi-ng.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
I went to Canada with my mum once"
