What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.