What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)