What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...