What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Are you 0K

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.