What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"