How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.