How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.