How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.