How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.