How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)