Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys