What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics