Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Previous Random Joke Next

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Lyric Jokes More Lyric Jokes

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.