Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.