Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Previous Random Joke Next
Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Lyric Jokes More Lyric Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.