What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

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I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.