What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name