What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.