Someone told me but I forgot.
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edit: i forgot to say please.
I forgot.
I forgot
I forgot to wet the soap.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Oh shoot, I forgot...
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Because He-Man has the power.
...but you might not get it.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
A laplander !
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Brownian Motion
Because they have no chemistry
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
He was caught counting carbs.
Their knees
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
He was a little pail.
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
A: First third and emergency.
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
