Brownian Motion
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
STUPID AMERICAN!
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA
Because opposites attract.
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
They like horsin' around.
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
