Brownian Motion
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One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
STUPID AMERICAN!
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
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The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Because he got hit by a car
He got hit by a bus
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
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By swimming in their debt.
He was losing his patients
I literally cannot deal.
