What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Samurais?

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Paint it black.

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One protects all colors.

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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I bet he has to leave the room.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "