What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.