What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation