What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.