Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!