Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point