Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?