Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd