Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)