Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.