How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.