How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

President Jokes More President Jokes

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.