How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!