How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.