Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes