Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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F dt bich

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Pi * z * z * a

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.