Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.