How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !