How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.