Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.
Wars
With oinkment.
It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.
On the side of his head.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!"
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
He just wanted the inside scoop.
You can't gargle with the sand.
In a bucket
An elephant with hiccups !