What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.