What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.