What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage