She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
Back up a few inches
He lost interest.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Artificial celery
because celery stalks