What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks