What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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I need some space.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!