What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.