Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.