What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.