What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.