Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ?

Clay on Sam !

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.