How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.