How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.