When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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Dumb ones!

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A Dell

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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Because it was the punch line.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.