When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Throw in a load of laundry.

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The Defenestration of Smaug.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.