Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
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A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
A: With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
He's down to Earth.
They both love clubbin'
The Lizard of Oz !
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Shaking Bad.
He had to get a new goat !
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
At the I pee address.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
A Neckromancer
To get a better grip on the broom
A road hag.
