Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.