Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.