Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.