Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie