Isaac Newton died a virgin
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
One is a cunning array of stunts.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Because people are dying to get in.
A joke.
Because they eggsplode. :D
A baby in a microwave
One more.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because he was dead.