What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin