What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.