What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home