E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Foreignade.
Krautfunding.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They refuse to integrate.
Because it's Lit.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Run over an Italian.
WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
To Whom It May Concern
A. German Shepherds.
Germany.
It all depends on how you look at it
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
A. Hump me dump me!!
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
