throw it on the ground and tampon it.
Oh snap!
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
In the ground.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
