What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232