Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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The roof is on fire.

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Because he was framed!

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.