Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!