What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.