Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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Do not touch.

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An orbyte

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!