How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.