It put a ring on it.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
The former owner of a Note 7
Because he liked it.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Yo, duh.