What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !