What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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It runs against Hillary.

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They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee