What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee