How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!