How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest