What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.