What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!