What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing