What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.