What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj