What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?